lasagnababy:

dylan and cole sprouts

lasagnababy:

dylan and cole sprouts


(Source: bakrua)


Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.


mgodp:

Anarchy in the UK

mgodp:

Anarchy in the UK

(Source: colress)


poorlittlemadgirl:

ibizatothenorfolkbroads:

the british primary school experience

Literally the most english twitter I’ve ever seen


(Source: femburton)


(Source: ruinedchildhood)





Are you interested in boys or girls?
Anonymous

(Source: lowkeloki)


sniperj0e:

"date a girl who reads!!", "brainy is the new sexy!", "bigger books are better than bigger boobs!"

oh shut the fuck up

date a person who makes you smile, who makes you snort soda out of your nose and still thinks your laugh is cute

not based on how many john green novels they’ve read or episodes of sherlock they’ve watched you petty little fucks


turtwink:

when he texts first <3

turtwink:

when he texts first <3